Adding to the Debbie Downer club - Licking the floor like that is a good sign of a neurological imbalance. I cannot tell you how much your posts make my day. Perhaps she is just reserving her supply of awesome for when she really needs it... say, when Orcs attack. I would say D! you are so amazing! when i scream for our two pit bulls to help, they usually just lick my face. She pounced on the toy with way more force than necessary, over and over and over. she is by far the sweetest dog in the house though and always tries so hard to please everyone, so I think I would prefer a seriously mentally challenged dog to my smart-ass dog who steals steaks when we're not looking. Not nearly as annoying, but still kind of funny. Did you and Boyfriend take turns? Dog found some foreign object to eat and destroy? A beautiful, tall, fluffy, all white, princely creature...until you meet him and realize those vacuous eyes indicate the intuition of a tree stump. ), This so reminds me of that old episode of The Simpsons, where they try to train Santa's Little Helper. Holy muffins, Allie, there are tears running down my cheeks and I can hardly breathe. Shop dog beds, bowls, t-shirts & more! My stomach hurts from snorting laughter. But no. This is hysterical! Unlike my cat, who pretty much couldn't care less what you think. Floor licking- Sign of nervousness, or more often boredom due to lack of exercise.Sitting- Try a different method.The testing- Doesn't prove a dang thing. This is the first "new post" I've seen since I started watching your blog (which was like last week) so I'm super excited!I was swimming in my pool once with a snorkel on, and when my poor mutt dog saw that I wasn't coming up for air, he started barking hysterically and finally resorted to jumping into the pool to save me. You are talking to a DOG!!! With the cup I gave her the benefit of the doubt because she is a tiny chihuahua and the cup was about the same height as her, so I helped her tip it over. I love your blog, and this post was awesome. She is also racist... she especially hates Asian pool cleaners. Allie is hilarious. when my roommate and i first moved into our apartment, her dog started territory pooping.almost every day, in front of the fireplace,she'd poop in little crop circles.and now,every time something changes (if we get another dog staying with us,for example) she'll crop circle territory poop throughout the house. Well, hey, just think of the money you'll save on college! Best dog ever--mostly cause he was too stupid to get into too much trouble.And thank you for posting again! Check out all of the amazing designs that Hyperbole and a Half has created for your Zazzle products. oh my god, this made me laugh so hard both the dog AND the cat came over to investigate what in god's name had gone so horribly wrong with me. OMG, i am crying. I called out "refrigerator!" I was reading this at work and had to keep myself from laughing hysterically, which probably just resulted in me making a lot of weird breathing noises through my nose.The stories about your dogs are the best :). And the people in the yahoo group are generally friendly and helpful. I have a simple dog and I cannot stop laughing! Something about the way you did the dog's eyes really capture that whole 'IDONTKNOWWHATIMSUPPOSEDTODOOOO!!!!' Hmmm... Is it warm in your house? We finally had to stop letting her outside on her own because we were afraid she'd break off all her teeth. Once again, I laughed until I cried. Telling her "Down" will cause her to roll over, telling her "Speak" will get her to jump up or hold out a paw. The first drawing of the lava skeleton in flippers is incredible. Hilarious! "NO, ME LOUDER!" ("Quizzical dog" is the term my friends use for their dog when he doesn't seem to understand anything and turns his head to the side to look at you. This post was 1000% worth waiting for. 8D I was getting worried about you! I also recommend Patricia McConnell's books on training and behavioral issues over Cesar. I have a pure bred blue tick coonhound and she is just plain stupid. Bumblebee! I'm glad you're a loving owner at least! But he was a love. Barking! I don't think I can handle real dogs right now. Aww you are super sweet for adopting a dog that needs love more than anything. Your dogs sound awesome, as odd as they are. I think your dog and mine are related - that whole licking the floor thing is so bizarre. Swimming in lava is easier if you wear the arm-floaties. Slash. OMG -- do you have a greyhound? But I did. So, clearly moves to Oregon necessitate the jettisoning of digested food out of orifices.Hilarious post, as always! I pointed to the cup. O! Jul 7, 2020 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. I used to have two miniature dachshunds that thought they were rotweillers and would try to provoke the German shepherd in the yard next door. My dog almost tilts her head right of when... well pretty much all the time. Hilarious! "Thanks for letting me relive my hell through yours. Hyperbole and a Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Allie Brosh. This SPOT ON! Touching, absurd, and darkly comic, Allie Brosh?s highly anticipated book Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Unfortunately for the helper dog, it took us nearly a week to get everything packed up. Right? Your description of helper dog sounds so much like my freak dog. The simple dog just stood there and looked at me in a way that would suggest she didn't realize her legs still worked. I feel like there was material in that backyard rife for your genius creations.Poor simple dog. I made ART!'. Your dog still outperforms my cat in pretty much every area. :DI'm happy to see you have an awesome puppy and even happier to see that you're well enough to write again! They are adorable and give you those sad puppy eyes, as if to say "I'm smart, mom. Please have celebratory nachos. Moving with pets is the worst. But she was a fine and funny dog. I choked on my own saliva while reading this out loud to my family so hysterical was my laughter.It hurt. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=101+dog+tricks+by+kyra+sundance&x=0&y=0&sprefix=101+dogother than that....totally hilarious and sad at the same time! As a teacher, I try to assess each student in the best way for that student. My husband had to move one of my half-siamese cats cross country on an airplane and he thought her constant meowing was bad. I'm doomed! (I haven't even read it yet!). This reminds me so much of my special dog. YAY a new post!!11onehundredelevenoneoneoneoneoneyou.are.beyond.hilarious. However, she's definitely not a purebred, so it's totally possible. :( Google "clicker training" and "free shaping" to learn about how to encourage her to think for herself more. Hilarious stories about life's mishaps from the creator of the immensely popular blog 'Hyperbole and a Half'. Also, I adore your dog from this post alone. PS - This post is totally a fighter jet! In any case, I'm glad I found you. Oh, and my smart dog SERIOUSLY loves being under blankets. Laughed until I cried. Love your blog. Then she just stopped and stared at the ground. :3. I have two dogs. Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. I think the reason I cried from laughing for 10 minutes on this post (besides the fact that it's hi-larious), is because I have a dog that: 1. Our other dog is a neurotic German shepherd mix with agonizingly low self-esteem who has. First, I think your posts are hilarious, so I'm totally not trying to be Debbie Downer -- but have you possibly had her checked for a neuro issue? Did she pass that test? This after having five children and taught my cats to fetch, shake, High 5, and a few other things! It is easy to imagine that a dog who has recently experienced a dramatic upheaval of its formerly safe and predictable life might not react well to suddenly having strange objects attached to all four of its feet. I hope the doggies are doing better for your sake! So I guess she wasn't ready to be called "Genius Dog" afterall. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. constantly. Please continue to grace us with your fantastic sense of humor.I.M. Allie, I love love love your blog, and so does the rest of my office. However, unlike your simple dog, she looooves car rides and this is good because we drive from Oklahoma to Michigan and back at least twice a year. I'm new to your Blog and have some serious catching up to do, however, I have to say your drawings really add to the hilarious factor.Your poor dog. That was amazing and so worth the wait. Your dog drawings are spot-on. Oh man, that was probably the best one yet. He's still alive. Thank you Allie! I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe your dog is a miniature pincher.Karl - MinPin owner. Once we put a little toy of hers- a stuffed animal shaped vaguely like a human (don't worry, she's way too scared to become a man-eater)- onto a rocking chair with bars supporting the back. I am totally forwarding this to him! Please tell us when/how Helper Dog becomes comfortable in her new home. They'll just be sitting or lying there - and then *thump* and they're on the floor. Hyperbole and a Half is a hybrid blog/Journal Comic by Allie Brosh. They started sprinting as fast as they could for absolutely no reason - skittering around in circles to avoid running into the walls. Your drawings are priceless!!!! She started making the noise again. Are you quite certain she can hear? He's autistic and doesn't really laugh much, but those do. Its much better to be the wonderful Mommy who can solve anything! Jenny - She might be part greyhound or whippet, but she's mostly bluetick coonhound. Hyperbole and a Half tackles difficult subject matter with a cheekiness and humility that is appealing and endearing. I'm not sure what was special about my right knee...only he knows. Still nothing. You win. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. OMG! #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. She made some cursory attempts at freeing herself, but as the seconds ticked by, it became clear that she was not going to pass. Over the ensuing few days, she slowly descended into psychological chaos. I found her on the corner of the street as a very small puppy and she would answer to nothing else but 'Corner', so that became her name.She was terrified of everything except window cleaners. She would collect them from the driveway and completely cover the deck with them, then chew on her favorites. Maybe she shouldn't have a dog". She's just special, I guess :). I am literally laughing so loudly that now my dogs are barking. I once wrote a column in which I said dogs are stupid, and I got a lot of nasty mail from people who insisted, often with misspelled words, that dogs are intelligent. I have two dogs. Great pictures. she made a similar sound to your simple dog. Mine used to lick the carpet. We needed that. I didn't do it all in one sitting, so that's gotta take the creepy level down a tad, if it IS creepy...*backs away from comment thread*. Oh, and Mexicans.. she will scale a damn wall to get to a Mexican. Awwww!If it makes you feel any better, I have two cats who both fall off the sofa / coffee table / scratching post platform on a regular basis, for no reason. Thank you. This is so my dog. Oh my gosh. She ran into anything that was placed differently then before, like open cabinets. At first, the simple dog was excited about the snow. Hope they have recovered! Every time we put a blanket on our girl, she lies down because THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE UNDER A BLANKET. I haven't laughed that hard in about a week and a half. And he would totally have responded to any word said in the "puppy" voice, his actual name be damned. Awesome :)As for the hardwood floors -- have you considered something like these: http://www.softpaws.net/colors.html ? For folks who are looking for Hyperbole And A Half Dog Eee review. Looking forward to that... *facepalm*I've been fortunate to only move with dogs that were HAPPY ALLDATIME ESPECIALLY IN CARRRRZ!!! As if the scary moving never happened.I sometimes think animals reflect our truest and innermost feelings that society prevents us from expressing. Only smarter, waaaay smarter. --- Freakin' hilarious.You did a brilliant job of illustrating how sweet she is, anyway. My husband and I were griping about our puppy's insistence on being melodramatic every time we walk out of the room, and this was posted in the middle of that conversation................This has helped us regain some sanity. I seriously concerned all in the house with my sounds of hilarity (at first), ending with choking gasps for air as I tried to breath through the laughter. If you have not already, you must drop everything RIGHT NOW and read the old Dave Barry essay 'Earning a Collie Degree', which you appear to be able to do via that link at Google Books and clicking on that particular title name. I cannot express enough how funny this was. Aw, yay for Hyperbole and a Half. The helper dog wailed in anguish, which alarmed the simple dog. My Pug stops moving because his way is blocked. In your drawing of you walking both dogs, helper dog's whole stance, face, everything is soooooooo hilarious!!!! also, hysterical. This is too funny. Your drawings have become disturbingly detailed. "I'm unable to find a clip of it... but yeah, your story reminds me of it. The prancing turned to leaping and the leaping turned to running chaotically in stupid little circles. When the soul-penetrating pathos she was beaming at me failed to prevent me from continuing to put things in boxes, the helper dog became increasingly alarmed. Once there, he'd screech to a halt, look around like "huh?" Sometimes when we play throw and get (as opposed to catch) with our dog, she'll suddenly stop the game and then proceed to tear around the yard whilst making a loud "heh-heh-heh" sound. OH MY GOSH! I had a cat who used to fall upstairs but I think she was only doing that to make me feel better about MY klutziness! Reading your dog posts is the highlight of any day -- I've been known to pull up your blog in-clinic to get some laughter during the day as I work on the clinical side of cancer research and days can be really tough. My. But she was so exhausted from worrying about all of the other signs of her demise that she just gave up and accepted her death. I'm seriously crying from laughing. one year she barked at a watermelon in a plastic bag for close to an hour. 2 teaspoons cinnamon. except mine is a laptop and currently i am incapable of showing it any sort of love (i've even revoked its name-owning priveleges and have resorted to calling it "you pathetic piece of ----")i am glad you love your retarded dog. She clearly has a very caring owner. They are... special dogs. Also if you hide and call him, he gets all excited and looks up at the ceiling for you. It's the weirdest thing I have ever seen. We have one and I have recently begun to have the same doubts about her intelligence (or lack of). ;). YAY ALLIE POST! He constantly chased cars and was impossible to train. You just have to be super patient, she will learn something eventually! Hahaha...I knew something like this was coming when I got your twitter update.One of our old dogs used to run in to walls and whatnot when she got excited. (Of course, that doesn't mean he wasn't also retarded; he was, for a fact, dumber than a post. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations.FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. I am going to re-read this about ten times now.SO GOOD. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. I've become a ghost and am doing the Patrick Swayze "Ghost" thing to force the keys to type this now. Packing suitcases and/or boxes definitely puts my dogs into apocalypse mode! You will be surprised to find out how convenient this product can be, and you may feel good if you know this Hyperbole And A Half Dog Eee is one of the best selling item on today. My dog does it too - about 3 times a year he has what I call a "licking seizure" - he just licks, and licks, and licks - anything in his path. What state do you live in now? New post!! There we go! :(. My dog once got stuck between the sofa and the wall. I love that you didn't want the dog to feel like a total failure. I live with a brain damaged (really, it was a virus) Pug, and every minute is new and exciting for him. Our border collie looks much the same way and instantly reverts to either spinning around in circles while shaking his head, or grabbing the nearest pillow and savaging it. Her eyes were filled with pain and helplessness, as if she thought we had summoned the snow for the sole purpose of making her sad. one of my dogs would pass this test even though she is definitely retarded. But... Alas... She did not!I tend to agree with Robin - Stupid dogs are awesome! He'll run up to you, nearly push you over, then stare at you with happy googly eyes going "MAH NAME IS LEROY AND I LOVE YOU~ <3 <3 <3" He's a dumb as a box of rocks but is wonderful just the same! She's special too. Luckily the husband choose to drive that car while I took the dogs.Sucker. I can only imagine their confusion and distress. She had very obvious broken ribs from her last owner, and it took me forever to get her to stop crapping behind the TV. Except instead of high pitched wailing, it's straight out barking. I have a pretty fucking stupid dog, too; when you throw him a treat, he turns the complete opposite direction to catch it. I know how annoying and stressful it is to move. A dog with a brain backs up and turns around. It was a big dog cone and she was a small dog. I'm going to flop around like your simple dog thinking about simple shapes. You are a comedic genius! Give the poor thing time to get the stairs. I love this! My French Bulldog is a genius. Glad to see you up and posting again. Emily - Haha, we've frantically watched almost ever episode of the Dog Whisperer :) It's been extremely helpful for sure. Reminded me of when my late :( dog had surgery and the doctor put one of those cones around her head. Yet again... you've done it again. My husband and I are packing up to move - to different places - and it's stressing our dog out to no end. :D. I actually suspected the opposite once! OMG I am crying from laughing so hard at this!!! Nothing we did helped at all to convince the dogs that we had only changed houses and our new house was not, in fact, some sort of death-camp and we weren't actually planning on killing them to fulfill an organ harvest ritual. So what if your dog is retarded? My dog and your dog could make wonderfully retarded babies. "She'll do better on the next one.". Hyperbole And A Half – A Funny, Brutally Honest Memoir by Bill Gates, Gates Notes Some of the books I’ve recommended as summer reads really aren’t. oh yeah and my cats are pretty stupid too but I'm beginning to think that's my fault. My friend's dog is exactly like your special dog... She will enjoy this. God. Keep it up, I love what you've done and I look forward to seeing your blog blossom even further! I haven't stopped laughing since I began reading the post. Super awesome post! Only if someone's sat near him at the time, he'll throw a dirty look at them as he runs away, as if he's blaming them. They're supposed to work really well. Over the past two months, she's made some progress, but it's been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time! You should've adopted a stray triceratops. 8BHe will run in circles until he gets dizzy and falls over. Oh my brains did like, I can sleep happy now and dream of the crazy dogs who feel the same way about moving as I do. "It's okay," I thought. I love it! May 5, 2014 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. One is named Zoë and she is a simple dog who is tricolor. Seriously commenters? In the second test, I had to put a blanket over my dog and time her to see how long it took her to get out. SO fantastic! He's a retriever, and he doesn't know how to play fetch. I'm sending you the bill for the hernia... That is so sad....in a sort of funny way!I'm just so glad she has you instead of some creep who would try to beat sense into her.Great post! All dogs are different and we love them for it :) Also a tard dog is cute and entertaining yes? The helper dog wailed in anguish, which alarmed the simple dog. Triangle! [Fluff] Hyperbole and a Half: Simple Dog. Shop for the perfect hyperbole and a half gift from our wide selection of designs, or create your own personalized gifts. I found your blog two weeks ago and have anxiously awaited your next post! Don't get me wrong, some dogs are just a bit slow, just like some people are, but she could have an issue that's entirely correctable. My husband kept hovering over the last one in nine-one-one, because I laughed so hard he thought I was going to stop breathing! p.s. *HUGS*And this is too funny! So, she has one dog which she thinks is a bit retarded, called The Simple Dog, and another which looks after the Simple Dog, called The Helper Dog. Welcome to Oregon! That was so hilariously adorable xD I love you, Allie. In the Bend/Sisters/Sunriver area, that magical white stuff you call "snow" does exist. Everything. One of us was beside Salem as he slept peacefully. Don't worry about the test results. Well worth the wait.I'm glad to hear that the move occured without any glitches that couldn't be solved by a squeaky toy and maybe some beggin strips. Geezie peezie, tears are running down my face & all my ribs hurt from laughing...wait, I can't breathe....ah, OK, now, Thank you Allie, for once again making my day!Between your blog & drawings, and all the brilliant comments, I will surely make it through the day grinning.Good luck with Dog, she's a keeper. *hyperventilate* MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW!!!! Jun 27, 2014 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. Upon seeing a window cleaner at a window she would be thrown into a complete frenzy and chase them from room to room, barking with a vaguely circular motion of the head, obviously following the wiping action of the offending cloth.She was also almost identical in appearance to your drawings (which are so emotive and funny by the way) apart from the fact that she was completely black. I am so glad my dog has never gone through this in our 2 moves with him, and thank goodness they were both within the same general area. Hyperbole and a Half is on Facebook. We had a terrible time with my dog when I was growing up, because it turned out that he was deaf. LOL!! Mostly, it is because I feel compelled to support the Allie Brosh self-worth generator (a.k.a. Love it love it love it! Oh this post is priceless! Retarded dog. Because the German shepherd reminds me of my own shepherd mix, Molly. I love this post! Love your story. I laughed, I cried . We experienced something very similar with our dog when we moved to the next town over a couple of months ago. That cracked me up! I called it a few more times to be sure. You too Allie! But they're still lovely snuggly cats! It is weird reading her stories about her dogs, but she's also so very, very abnormal. Barking! My sis has one and I'm sure the dog thinks he's been abandoned every time he's alone in the yard, no matter if he hears the noises of my nephews coming from inside the house. That burning man is made of epic. Licking is actually a nervous tick, kinda like chewing your nails or the like.If she was kept in a kennel for much of her puppyhood, it is very possible that she hasn't learned how certain muscles work, or the muscles have been under-developed. . He'll gallop like an idiot all around until he runs into parked cars or the side of the barn. She becomes attached to every person she meets... then cries when they leave her sight. All the best to you and your pup! I'm so glad that your dog wants to make you happy, even if she is retarded. She didn't understand, but she knew she was supposed to do. SO FUNNY! grrr. My dog has a sensitive stomach and that's usually a sign that I better get her outside quick. Apparently the internet isn't funny. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. SOUNDS. My dog also did the licking-the-floor-for-no-apparent-reason thing for a while. hope your dog gets over her retardation real soon. I say you design a test to your dog's abilities, call that the standard, and see how other dogs measure up. I Googled "how to tell if your dog is retarded" and after a bit of research, I found a dog IQ test that looked fairly legitimate. Also, the drawing of him licking the floor should be worth a lot of money. when we got to the fifth floor he sprinted out to see the dog and then was super confused at where said dog had gone... a year later he's figured it out.your dog related posts make my day! Part boxer, part towel rack.Our dogs should be friends. At the end of the episode, SLH finally understands what Bart is saying, "Blahblah SIT." He spent 20 minutes last week licking my right knee with all the dedication a child gives to licking a pudding pop. When I tell him to stop he takes one last extra long lick. Please subscribe to my new channel: http://youtube.com/MakerMaddoxThe first video interview EVER with Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. I gathered the necessary supplies and began testing. 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